News flash: I done gone legitimate.
Hi there! After seven years of freelance, I've recently accepted a full time position at an ad agency in New York. I will no longer be accepting new freelance projects for the most part for the foreseeable future. You can certainly feel free to inquire if you're interested, as I may pick up the occasional freelance gig when I have some spare time, but in general I've stopped looking for new work. Thanks for your understanding.